Nails in their hands and feet
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With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Look, Ma! No hands!
Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!
What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '
Because they fall through his hands.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
A Boston Marathon Victim.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
It popped a wheelie.
