Boston Marathon Runner Jokes

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Coles.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Thigh Jokes More Thigh Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Why, Bro?

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.