Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

India Jokes More India Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!