British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.