British Guy Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

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Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One because his knee grows.

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Britney Spears Jokes More Britney Spears Jokes

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the best defense against Britney Spears?

Brooke Shields.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.