Mosqui-toes
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Mosqui-toes.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
Because he was coffin.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Creamation.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
She's only wearing one sock.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
A wash and wear wolf
Because deep down they're really nice people.
One foots both the same!
Laying mantises.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
