Car Part Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Planned Parenthood Jokes More Planned Parenthood Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean