Chamber Jokes

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Judaism Jokes More Judaism Jokes

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.