Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

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What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

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What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.