North of the Wal-Mart
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Because it's wal-mart.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Cardiac arrest.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A: A wisecrack.
She saw his Onix harden.
A stega-snore-us.
because there is a target in every corner.
A: A fish!
Depends on how clumsy you are.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
Tuesday
Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)