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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Mario Favorite Type Jokes More Mario Favorite Type Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

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Mario Brothers Jokes More Mario Brothers Jokes

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

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