Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Arouse Jokes More Arouse Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Jpeg Jokes More Jpeg Jokes

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.