One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Digits...
Make it sew number 1!
Make it Tso's Number One."
With clickbait, of course!
Clickbait.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Because they know all the short cuts!
They don't work out.
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
Cello!
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
