One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
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Digits...
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Crimea River
Because there were lots of turn ons.
They have a Bobba Fetish
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
All the trees have square roots.
JPEG
Because they're raster graphic images.
Make it Tso's Number One."
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Two octopuses shaking hands.
A little suspect
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
