Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.