Exhaust Pipe Jokes

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What do you call a school bus full of black people?

A rotten banana.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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Try picking them up !

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

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He felt his presents.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Long Car Ride Jokes More Long Car Ride Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.