Font Jokes

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

You might also enjoy:

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.