None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
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Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because he was always Stalin..
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Pirates.
Scissor me timbers!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
F.B.I.
MT (empty)
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
Australia.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
Nails in their hands and feet
Too many thank-you notes.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
A Jolly Rancher.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
