Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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A hoedown!
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
An un-armed gingerbread man
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Oeuf!
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.
Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.
Jock the stripper.
Because they like Poles.
They both like to throw a ho-down.
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges
Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.
I Duggar."
Oh just for the Halibut!