Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.