Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.
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Because it was worth the weight!
They can't get enough booty.
To get laid.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
It's driving me nuts!"
They never show a prophet.
He invested in beanstocks!
His Ex-Wife.
Fold it in half !
Because black tires makes your car run faster
Ted Cruz
