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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Sean Jokes More Sean Jokes

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*