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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Me.

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You're my brother in arms!"

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Serena Williams ' Jokes More Serena Williams ' Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish