Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

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Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!