Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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What is OHM's Law?

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What did one Redditor say to another?

removed

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.