Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Who survives?

America.