Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried