Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Gene Wilder Jokes More Gene Wilder Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Testament Jokes More Testament Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Le Var Burton Jokes More Le Var Burton Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.