Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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C Jokes More C Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"