Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it?

Because he can't "C"

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Graduate Jokes More Graduate Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"