Microbiologist Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.