Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda