Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!