Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Pibb Jokes More Pibb Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.