Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.