Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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Dr. Pepper Jokes More Dr. Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Mr. Pibb Jokes More Mr. Pibb Jokes

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.