Non Prophet Organization Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.