Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.