Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese