Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Par Jokes More Par Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.