Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Rehearsal Jokes More Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Auto Jokes More Auto Jokes

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Cart Jokes More Cart Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels