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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto! You call him Roberto....

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Eraser Jokes More Eraser Jokes

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Italian Guy Jokes More Italian Guy Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!