Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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At the Darth Mall
The Maul.
At the BOO-tique
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Because black people have no rights.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
The elevator can raise a child.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The door won't close
Because they can dress foreless.
Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
A pure bred meth lab.
To go to the second hand shop
Boko Harambe