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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A predditor. EDIT:
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
Bernadette!
Well it pizza heck out of me.
Arya Stark?
Edgar Allan Po-Po
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
American.
