South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.