Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Leukemia Skywalker Jokes More Leukemia Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.