Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)