Steel Ball Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Sparky Jokes More Sparky Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Short Leg Jokes More Short Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.