They both died when they were really popular.
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He buys a new house.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
He had no more pane
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
Because they have bills.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
Hey, I think he moved.
He took a ship.
Cause they hate the French press
