Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Robb Stark Jokes More Robb Stark Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"