My erection.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
You would be all right.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
Reload and shoot again!
An asymptoad.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.