Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...