Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Metaphor Jokes More Metaphor Jokes

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."