Tournament Jokes

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Knight Time Jokes More Knight Time Jokes

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Metaphor Jokes More Metaphor Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

Genesis Jokes More Genesis Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

John Jokes More John Jokes

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.