Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

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What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...