Abusive Relationship Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.