Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Cripple Jokes More Cripple Jokes

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset