Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.