Wii Jokes

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

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Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None. He 'fell'.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What console does god use?

Praystation

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

151 Jokes More 151 Jokes

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.