Because they can't even.
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There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
A rental car can drive anywhere.
What base you're counting in.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
Dresses up as an altar boy
Precubescent
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
A handicrapped zone.
A comic relief.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
He turns off his Xbox.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
