Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty