Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.