Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

Nickleback Jokes More Nickleback Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....