I want my Nickleback....
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Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
They're both in bread
They can't stand a Nickleback!
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Quarter pounder.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Free Shots
Never leave your buddy's behind.
Credit to Bo Burnham.
They don't believe in higher power.
Sir Charge
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
