Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Why does black lives matter affect the postal service?

They have white mail privilege.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor