Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Quadruple Amputee Jokes More Quadruple Amputee Jokes

What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes