Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box