Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.