Blonde Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

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Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.