Inspire Jokes

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Http Jokes More Http Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.