Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
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he says "wong"
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
I've banana roll lately.
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
He was just stalin for time
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Tons of koffing spawns.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
Cha Ching
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.