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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.