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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D