Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Bronie Jokes More Bronie Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What do you call friendship between punctuation?

Commaraderie

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Friendzone Guy Jokes More Friendzone Guy Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).