League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.